Gone are the days when you must let your legacy of beauty be forgotten among the chaos and grief surrounding your passing. We’ve found a solution!
Rest in peace- while showing off your bazoombas! This darling oak creation will fit like a second skin, with ample room provided for your pride and joy.
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Choose from two fabulous ways to use this great new invention. Your adoring fans and family could watch you lowered gently into the soft ground- they would be left with one “outstanding” impression!!! Or you could stay aboveground to be admired for generations to come. Size DD. Call 1-800-YAY-BÜBS to order today!
Author notes
Thanks for this contest- I had fun with it. 
A contest entry
- The Perfect Coffin For Hollywood Women! 20 poets/BIG POINTS! by imahealer.
1900 points, ended August 22, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Good or bad?
Comments
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I like the above ground idea. Many ladies would love to be admired for all eternity!
Well done!
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Good!
Does this come in other sizes? I like your second choice (to keep this beautiful piece of art on display, surrounded by satin chords, to keep the public 's hands off the mounds! HAven't you heard? We don't grieve any more, especially when we can always see the ones we loved every day, in their own special viewing room. THis could be a grand celebration of their lives!
OH, I'm having so much fun and they're coming to take me away -he-he!
Thanks, Mr. Ad man for your sterling composition and rendition for our Mortuary Magazine!
Linda
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a great ad
Thank you for giving me a morning smile
Best wishes
Julie
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