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A Coffin Fit for Barbie (not a poem)



Gone are the days when you must let your legacy of beauty be forgotten among the chaos and grief surrounding your passing. We’ve found a solution!

Rest in peace- while showing off your bazoombas! This darling oak creation will fit like a second skin, with ample room provided for your pride and joy.

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Choose from two fabulous ways to use this great new invention. Your adoring fans and family could watch you lowered gently into the soft ground- they would be left with one “outstanding” impression!!! Or you could stay aboveground to be admired for generations to come. Size DD. Call 1-800-YAY-BÜBS to order today!


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