If I was an ogre and you were a troll
We’d terrorize towns and cities of old
Crush all the peasants; make jam from their spleens
‘Cause ogres and trolls are horribly mean
We’d savor the knights (because they are crunchy)
There’s no better meal than a baron for lunchy.
“Yum!” I would say, and “Pass me the dip”
“Mmfsure” you’d reply, through a mouthful of chips.
And if you were blue
I’d bring you fresh meat
That’s what friends do
‘Cause its nice having something to eat.
Author notes
Wrote this to cheer up a friend. She liked it and it was fun to write. win-win. =)
Comments
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Terrific -- Great Fun
Yipee -- another real poet -- found.
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Thanks for the comments
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Lol
Young poet I simply love this witty little piece of poetry. It is a cause for the reader to smile. So funny and refeshing. Well done.
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