Picture shows: Our basic stripped down
version for the B-actresses
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Carved from the
rarest of Bavarian crystal,
air tight, and see through,
with 2 carat diamond screw heads.
it comes with built in magnification
for all of the essential body parts
that might have shrunken...
or for the well endowed
a minimizing sheet of glass
embedded in the crystal
for extruding protrusions.
Digital imaging is projected unseen
inside, directly over the face
of the dear departed.
It hides the age
and time worn flesh,
revealing only a 3-D
vibrant head shot
of their finest moment.
Chinchilla fur lined interior,
and titanium handles make this
a perfect place of rest.
Gold trophy winner
Adding your comment:
I'm sure the ladies will be dying to get this one! Great!
CLEVER! What ad companies have you worked for 'ere now? I was going to be cremated, but this coffin, (if my rich kids can afford it) should be placed in a viewing room with huge glass windows, where sunshine will glisten on my $20,000.00 implants! I'm changing this contest to NOT anonymous. I will be fair in the judging this is just too much fun for everyone not to interact!
