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Size does not matter ( Silver )

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Hand crafted Vessel,

Your final Sailing ship,

 

Mounted twin peaks made to measure, where size does not matter.

Free measurements offered with my own crafted hands.

AA to a double F.

I have fondled them all.

 

Silicon or natural,

Erect or deflated,

More then a handful and your mounds will rise in elegance of Oak,

Nipples pert,

Fitting perfection, just  minus the bra.

 

Private viewing offered,

Appointments booked prior to arrangement.

A hour should do nicely..

 

So call ... .


 

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  • Beret55 silver member
    August 13, 2008
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    haha very good snake lady. I love it. I want a job likr that..


  • Swan song gold member
    August 9, 2008
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    LOL This was good !!!!! Such a shame a coffin like that would have to be used! LOL Well done poet!


  • faderman1959
    August 9, 2008

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    Great! AA to FF you cover them all. I like that! No prejudice. Well done!


  • Fritz O skennick gold member
    August 8, 2008

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    Great stuff!!!

    Fun, visual & great pic...
    Great narrative, rhythm & flow...
    Made me smile & read again...
    Yet another fantastic write,
    Well done!!!

  • imahealer
    August 8, 2008

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    "Hand crafted vessel
    Your final sailing ship:" Never thought of that. Oak can float! I need to come with and be fondled too! LIfe is so boring with my fried huge over-done eggs just swinging in the breeze, with no human touch, except mine (to cup them to look like they are fake!)

    "pert nipples" mine never go down! I have headlights that can be seen a mile away! Sounds like this box was made just for me.

    An hour for an appointment. What's up? Do you touch them for 30 minutes before deciding the correct size. A ruler might be more appropriate!

    This is an LMAO ad! THank you so much for your wonderful entry. MOve over , dead person, make room for me!

    Linda


    • Reptile Lady gold member
      August 22, 2008
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      I really enjoyed writing for this contest sis and thanks for the Silver xx


  • artis
    August 8, 2008

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    a perfect madonna box, whose breastwork is crafted by

    years of handheld measurements, Cherry wood for virgin actresses is available, but not often ordered,
    sequoia is another option for the Dolly Parton's upon parting, and of course poplar for the biggest stars
    to always remain in a popular state. Great write. ~~Artis


  • daviscth silver member
    August 8, 2008

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    I should have known that you would write for this prompt sis!!! You did a wonderful job with this. Best of luck...


  • penman gold member
    August 8, 2008
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    Wonderful

    Great take the picture. And terrific title. Best of luck in the contest.


  • aboomer silver member
    August 8, 2008

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    - LOLOLOL
    Great job! This is so funny!
    best wishes in your contest.


  • luna-midnight gold member
    August 8, 2008

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    hahahah ummmm...wow.....too intresting
    hehe great job and good luck in the contest
    Stephanie ♥


  • LadyDementia gold member
    August 8, 2008

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    Hehe excellent piece hunni Love the ending 'Private viewing offered'...lol. Brilliantly done! Good luck in the contest


  • Age of Rain
    August 8, 2008

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    LMAO! This pic....hahahahah. 'I have fondled them all' ZOMD! HAHAHAHAHAH 'Private viewing offered.' O.o... this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS! I could not stop laughing. OH MY G-D! <3333333333

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