Stardate 123456.7890 Starship Admiral Gage and Dallas boarded the Cat in the Fiddle Shuttle.
Their mission most important; trade bananas for ice cream in galaxies faraway.
All the cows had left the earth and over the moon they jumped.
The Royal P&J(peanut butter and jelly)and crew awaited them at the Man in the Moon's Space Parking Lot to galaxies far away to fly.
But Admirals Gage and Dallas were smart, you see and as they watched the cows jump by; an idea came to them.
They herded those cows into boxcars and brought them home by the shuttle.
Heroes they were to all the world; the Medal of Three Scoops given.
Starship Admirals Gage and Dallas the Greatest Astronauts of All.



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