Waiting for public transportation
Is a nightmare all by itself
Waiting for a bus with a little boy
That’s been crying for five minutes
While holding himself is another
Story all together
Good Lord, what a time to be potty trained
No Restaurants, no big stores to duck in
Any minute the bus was scheduled to appear
I didn’t want to miss it and wait another hour
Standing there no one else on the corner
I thought to myself, “Why not, who will know”
It will be our little secret, and he really has to go
Damn, no zipper, got to take his pants down to pee
Okay, if I stand in front of him no passing car can see
Well I did it; he did it, the bus came, the end
NO, Months later I was sure he had forgotten
On that same bus with his mother along this time
Did I mention that the bus was really packed
My nephew screamed at the top of his voice
“Mommy, that’s where Aunt Jo-Ann let me pee
Right next to that wall”, Heads turned
If my complexion had been much lighter
The redness would be there for all to see
Instead I just held my head up high
Because when mommy’s not around
Aunties too no just what to do
A contest entry
- You Most Embarassing and funniest Moment as a Parent!!! by SilverButterfly.
900 points, ended August 18, 2008, 9 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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ha ha ha!!! and the children always tell on us!! my kids embarrassed me so mant times like this. thanks so much for this entry.
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Thank you for commenting a nd for having the contest. God Bless
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Haha, this is an absolute riot. Best of luck in the contest. (I do imagine I enjoyed this more reading it than you might have at the time
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Thank you very much for reading and commenting. You are absolutely correct. lol God Bless
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I was once told that if I had any skeletons in my closet, it was best to get them all disposed of before my kids learned how to talk. They sometimes remember (usually loudly) the things we most wish they would not!
What a resourceful and fast-thinking Aunt!
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Thank you so much for taking the time to read and for the comments. Also for the critic I missed that one all the time. God Bless.
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lol
awww its so cute
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Thank you very much
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