There once was a hot randy crane
who drove female love birds insane
by shaking his manhood
they fell on it right good
he humped them with all might and main.
Author notes
I don't even know what a crane looks like!!!
A contest entry
- Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
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Hilarious...absolutely fuggen hilarious....great work
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Nice flow, very funny.
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oh my goodness...
Very interesting write here, but definitely funny... In an odd, semi-perverted way.
A crane is a bird that lives in the wet lands... Or it's a piece of machinery that lives in construction sites. 
~Cassie
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Great work mate!
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google it lol. Nice limerick. I like the rhyme and of course the flow is perfect for a limerick. thank you for entering
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A crane is as tall as can be
But his tadger is wrinkled and wee
He lives down the glen
In a small but and ben
And only comes out for his tea.
Global warming has altered our native wildlife somewhat. It used to be the capercailzie that caused all the trouble with his incessant borking.
Nice limerick, by the way. -
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Now this Lumerick is far funnier than mine, just love his tadger and so, probably, does he!
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