There once was a Bishop of Buckingham
Who stood on a bridge near Rockingham
he liked his potatoes
and even tomatoes
"But no slices please, I like sucking 'em."
Author notes
Tee Hee! Gottya!
A contest entry
- Limericks by piccola.
600 points, ended August 7, 2008, 45 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Jolly Good.
LOL
We do have mangoes too.
Sweet and tangy few.
Milk or slice in dew
Hope you get my cue.
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Nice little suprise ending.
I hear tomatoes where once called love apples. Perhaps your description is the best way of consummation. Sounds slurpy. Because it's a limerick the conntation is obscene even if the poem was not intended to be. Well at least that's my take. Thanks for the grins. Return the favor?
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This is obscene? Get away with you LOL
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Hard to picture a bishop in his royal garb all fancied up for Sunday, standing in the cathedral kitchen sucking on a potato. Hard to picture, but not imposible! Thanks for the dandy visuals!
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Great fun to read!
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hmmmmm strange I like sucking my tomatoes too. Plenty of salt too. ummm yummy. Nice limerick. Thank you so much for entering. Is that 100 characters do you think? What else can I say? Nice job.
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Nice little ditty you've penned here guv. Have some clappies
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