He gazed in wonder at the mirror
thinking: "What a bootiful fella
My desk is maladjusted
It really should be busted
I had this plaster on my crutch
It didn't hurt me very much
Harried and caught, held against my will,
for years the cage has held me ill,
here a knife,
whoopee!
A contest entry
- Patchwork Poems ~~ A funny take on "Cento" ~~ Yet AGAIN! by Melodies.
600 points, ended August 3, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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LOL> okay so this seemed really kind of neurotic. I think this is the funniest of them all. It's like an ADHD kid wrote is while high on cocaine LOL
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I think somebody gets killed in the end... which makes this poem really a woowzer poem!
You can be really proud of this poem. 
If your library has a poetry reading night, I do wish you would show up with this poem and read it aloud and then beam a brilliant smile at the end. 
The members of the poetry club would applaud and think you are the most brilliant poet in the group. 
ABSOLUTELY!
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