Tales of Maxie and Asian

Maxie and Asian, Samuel and Clint
2 kids just fuckin with everyone
Nothing will stop us, it never has
Tell that to the fuckin cops

1st grade came, not knowing what to do
Just hangin out at recess
Then comes this asian kid, and guess what he does?
He kisses me on the hand

2nd, 3rd, 4th grades came and went
Nothing to special to report
5th grade math with Lodwig together
We never actually did any work

6th grade was gay, no classes
But 7th grade science was kick ass
During the frog dissection i recall,
We cut off its limbs, shoved them inside, and sewed it back up

8th grade we had no classes, but there was lunch
We still fucked everything up
A field trip to a ball game, we almost got kicked out
For being an 8 foot tall ghetto leprechaun

9th grade had some changes, we both started smoking
We tried to hide what we did
Then we found out about each other
We had some great times then

Band camp was some (sic) times
As well as that whole season
You started fucking, with that skank-of-a-hoe
You were still my asian

Looking back, we've had some sicnasty times
All of them are memorable
Like just a few weeks ago with that damn cop
We were only breaking curfew

And attempting to buy drugs, loitering, trespassing
Evading arrest and more
But i would do that all over again
If we could have gotten a few packs more

Well that's it for now you unloved FedEx baby
But only for this poem
We are like batman and robin, the dynamic duo
Well kick Superman's ass together