You've got a new cell phone
Your Posse in hand
With numbers and letters
To punch on demand
How come all the texting?
Why never a call?
You'll get carpal tunnel
From buttons so small
No I won't text a message
LOL BRB
My tongue is still working
I still like to yack
So when you get lonely
And need to hear a voice
Just dial up my number
You'll be given a choice
To leave a short message
Cause I won't be in
I'm downloading ring-tones
For my iphone again!
Author notes
Prompt: Cell Phones
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
BRB = Be Right Back
Just in case ^^^^^^ 
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Comments
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you've written a wringer, from what I can see
thats surely a winner, if its up to me....
rudolf
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I like it!
Well done! Cell phones and all the text/chat speak, not to mention accesories can really go either way for men or women. This is a wonderfully written piece on American society, and probably others, at least.
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