Billy was a silly bee, he liked to buzz around
pulling pranks on his friends; He loved to joke and clown.
He saw his buddy sitting leaned against a flower stem.
His back was turned and Billy got the slyest little grin.
'Twas time to formulate a plot; his mind began to dance-
with ways to scare his buddy so, he'd likely pee his pants.
He crept up rather quietly, his footsteps were unheard.
Then, jumped out in a sudden flash shouting out two words.
Two simple words, yet spoken loud to frighten him, you see.
From his hiding spot, he leapt and shouted out 'Boo! Bee!'
Hastily his friend flew up, but his reaction was unfair!!!
Gaze sweeping from side to side, he cried out, 'Boobies! Where?'
Author notes
Hope my humor isn't too far off from yours. 
A contest entry
- Laugh out Loud by Florida Sunshine.
525 points, ended September 12, 2008, 29 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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UGHHHHHHHH ~ LOL ~ Lordy... Too funny... but UGH
I enjoyed reading this -- inspite the 'obvious'. ~ You mind is clever ~ and hueful!
Nice job ~ I definately enjoyed this...
Best of luck,
Florida Sunshine
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very amusing
I read this with some trepidation after reading a few other of your poems. I feared a really creepy ending. I actually made me laugh. You have a definite gift for humor. Thanks for the giggles. Well done.
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This was a very silly and cute piece of thought. Humorous and well composed. Nicely done! Best wishes in the contest!
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lmao
awwww this is so cute...
I love silly humor like this
TY for joining the party and making me laugh
Lynda
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