Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so is chocolate.
Welcome to the world of slam poetry.
Where poems don't always rhyme and almost anything goes.
Today dear students, I will be teaching you the art of slam.
For those of you who are new to this, please lean back and enjoy.
For those of you who have slammed before,
Sit down and shut up.
Thank you.
Now I know what you are thinking.
Who is the founder of slam?
Okay. So maybe you weren't thinking that.
But I'm going to pretend that you were so I can move on.
The founder of slam was the legendary (drum-roll please)
Marc Smith.
Now here comes the first rule of slam.
Whenever I mention Marc I want you to yell
"Who cares?"
Now don't ask me why this rule is a rule. It just is. So deal.
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