Bosiarbooger (not your regular French booger)
A Louisiana Cajon born a way up in the north
A total kinda smart ass always going back and forth
I went into a biker bar and picked on all of them
It wasn’t in a fighten way cause I’m a sassy kinda gem
Something bout yer stupid and yer grandmas wearin boots
Talkin to the people is where my jokes they get their roots
The secret to my success is that I beat up myself first
Then I beat on you awhile but it’s while we’re quenchin thirst
I went into the bathroom to get rid of all that beer
They voted on the Booger name before I reappeared
We’re gonna call ya Booger you are the pickiest around
And that is how the first part came in that tiny little town
I told them that that wouldn’t fly they’ll be no Boogin me
The next guy in was Buttercup; and I think we’ll all agree
The second part was crazier still all I did was go to eat
We will call your name (Booger) when it’s your turn to get a seat
I saw that man a standin there that microphone in his hand
The puzzled look of just how he would call me by my brand
The button pushed the words came out table for Bosiar
I looked at him in wonderment and said I do declare
I think I’ll take that table but first I must tell him thanks
For that was worth a million bucks more than you’ll find in banks
So now you have this Cajon French guy with the oddest name
And one day if he writes real well, he’ll find his claim to fame
A contest entry
- What's Your AP Name? by 2lullabyhaven.
550 points, ended August 16, 2008, 35 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Well I know one thing, and that is for all to see,
Bosiarbooger is wonderful to me
With his witty mind, and soft spoken ways
He is a gent of Cajon blood, and I want him to stay
Congratulations on the HM for this about your name.
Joann
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Wow, a colorful account from the Cajun...
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very cute, and congrats on finding this site! It seems you've done quite well for just joining and starting to write poetry! I think the way you described writing poems is just what I've found...it just kind of flows when I've got it right! Best to you!
faith
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Wow, I must say this was so engaging; thanks for your entry and good luck in my contest lol
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Thank you, what a great idea for a contest we always wonder why some one is called and what a great way to tell that story. I really enjoyed this contest. Boog
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I found this very entertaining and fun, and what a unique way to come up with a name.
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