I think I have a penis
with a tiny button nose
development went amiss
it hides beneath my clothes
I finally found my balls
but located much too low
by no means are they small
as they continue to grow
knobby wrinkled and huge
no room between my crotch
dropping to roomy refuge
and hairy just a notch
Hanging down for all to see
in a testicular tease
I’ll show them to you for free
as I cup my wrinkled knees
A contest entry
- Rent-A-Muse by Dalaney.
1200 points, ended August 10, 2008, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Oh me oh my, splendiferous!
Had me smiling, despite the forthright lack of beguiling!
A pleasure to read something so different and yet outrageously hilarious.
What a picture you paint for the poetic gallery
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rotflmao omg that funny.... great job here gold plus in my eyes....... hehe.. love it... good luck in contest....!
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a good piece of poetry, though a strange one to read lol when i look in the mirror i see two penis' - my normal one and then my reflection
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Pat
I'll be back for a comment on this one
(I never guessed!)
;-)
It's late or I'd say more...
I will tomorrow for sure
(what a way to end the day)
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