I am a penis
I piss
A lot
And if my owner
(a fat cunt I am sad to report)
Were not such a slob
(and as thick as two short planks)
Then I might see
More than just
The stained cloth
Of his undies
And the inside
Of porcelain bowls.
Sorry
I must go now
As my next door neighbours
The Bollocks twins
Are getting all excited
As our owner
Is watching porn again
He really is a total
And utter cunt
Oh Jesus, he's started
Stroking me again
What a wanker.
Weep no more, for salvation is at hand - what do you think?
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Superb Plus +
Thanks for the laughter, I really needed it tonite.
A totally fun write, indeed. You expressed yourself quite well. Thanks for sharing this humorous poem.
You might enjoy my Risque Series, here's the link for you: http://allpoetry.com/list/57561-Risque -
You're hilarious. I wouldn't think a penis would be unhappy with the stroking. But I'm not a penis... I wouldn't know. They just seem to like it an awful lot. Haha in your words, have a clappy. Have three of them.
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It sounds like the crisis is well.....in hand. The gender thing threw me too. I hope you do well in the contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long
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Hmm, A penis unhappy with his lot of regular fondling...
Sounds like a cock-and-bull tale to me--a very fishy whopper.
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What a wanker.
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I can see your uneducated mind is working itself up to some sort of dreary mental orgasm so I may as well block you now so as to save myself the bother of seeing your ugly avatar again. Goodbye duckie.
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Twit! xx
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Uhmmmmm, cunt is female...how about a male inspired piece of shit word.....? -
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