The morn' of the life of a penis
always the hardest part of the day,
sometimes a dream leaves the bed a mess;
or he's lucky a roll in the hay!
It has to bide it's time,
wait for the woman's prime...
A day in the life of a penis
sometimes sad or a long lonely day,
depends on it's length or it's cleanness;
maybe it's width some women would say!
It has to be so hard,
able to go the yard...
A night in the life of a penis
can excite and raise him right up,
it's just a big part of his genus;
always wanting to do a push-up!
It has to know it's place,
ne'er a woman debase...
Author notes
Somewhat to the tune "A Day in the Life of a Fool".
"you are a pretty princess"
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Laughing so much. Good luck in the contest, hope you have a winner
Very funny indeed!
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this cracked me up. i loved it. see with me it's the humorous ones that touch me the most. i think sometimes people take life too seriously to really enjoy it.
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...lol
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haha this is wrong. thanks for entering
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Too many grammatical infelicities for me.
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I didn't need that sip of coffee anyway...(17th cup)
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Imagine that...lol. I'd swear mine has a mind of its' own sometimes. It is interesting to see it through a woman's eyes though. Thanks for the grins. Good luck in the contest
Sincerely,
Leo Long
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LMAO Wonderfully clever... but you make it seem like that's all "we" think about.... OK, point taken
Well done for a "borrower"...
Ken
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entertainment with a profound ending, great work
Joe
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