Its hard to be a penis,
just hanging round all day,
Im a living double entendre,
just waiting for a lay.
Im just waiting for my moment,
doing the best I can
Hidden away for hours,
then peeing in a pan.
I sometimes get excited,
and then its up to me,
I come smartly to attention
for all the world to see.
Then its clear the decks for action,
break out the daily rum,
This next part is censored,
dee dum dee dum dee dum...
A contest entry
- Rent-A-Muse by Dalaney.
1200 points, ended August 10, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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LMAO! This was great.
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This gets the Balldinger service award of the day! I'm wondering if it might not be as hard as you think - ~ ED
www.moodgroove.com
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Very nicely done for this silly contest. I do believe I like it. 
Best of luck to you with it...Scott
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Very cleverly done... dee dum dee dum (LOL). Really enjoyed the "Naval" reference... Did you know the navy refers to dancing as "a naval engagement with no loss of seamen?"
Sorry, couldn't resist... Best of luck...
Ken
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Naval? I assume your horse wrote this comment.
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lol, this poem is funny and has a very unique sense of humor
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