I love that joke about the old drunk
at the bar who has to take a leak
and accidentally steps into the ladies room.
When he opens the stall a woman is on the can
and when she sees him she shouts.
"Hey this is for ladies!"
He whips out his Willie
and retorts 'So is this!'
I was thinking about that joke the other day
and started laughing while I was peeing
and I missed the bowl and got the floor
and everywhere else.
I am at a friends house and I am drunk as hell,
but I am not leaving urine all over my buddies bathroom.
I grab some towels and bend over
but in my debauchery
I've forgotten to pull up my drawers.
His wife has never said a word about it
when she walked in and saw my moon
and me cleaning their toilet.
But once in a while
she gives me that look
and squeezes her lips shut
and I return a thankful glance.
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