I have often told myself if I ever cash
a ten thousand dollar check
I would take it in one dollar bills.
Spread it out on the floor
or a cheap hotel
and roll naked in it.
But I don't think the bank
would give me that many ones
so now I have a better idea.
Unfortunately I think
the back up it may cause
would eat up my profits
with the plumber's bill.




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