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The Spaghetti Incident

Warm sensation all over my body
Getting hotter, hard to breathe
Gag and the contents of my stomach
Now cover my shoulder, pillow, hair
Lay back in it to get the picture
Clean up and change into a new gown
Difficult with an IV in my hand
It was red and really chunky
Kept smelling regurgitated Texas Toast all night
I brought a whole new meaning
To a Guns N' Roses CD

Author notes

The first time I puked on myself. Also my first ultrasound. I went to the hospital at like 10:45 last night, because we thought I might have had appendicitis. They put an IV in and then I went to get a CT scan of my abdomen to see if my appendix was inflamed. The guy put this dye or whatever in my IV and he said it would make me feel really warm, that I'd get a gross taste in my mouth, and that it would feel like I was peeing my pants. Well, it did all of that, and it also made me so hot that it got hard to breathe, and I gagged, and puked. I had no where to puke, so I ended up doing it on my shoulder. Then he made me lay in it after I cleaned myself up a little to get the scan so I wouldn't have to get the dye put in my IV again. I had had spaghetti for dinner that night. All night I smelt parmesan cheese and garlic from the Texas Toast my mom made. That was enough to make me almost puke again. But the doctor gave me anti-nausea medicine. And I don't have appendicitis. It's just a cyst the size of a golf ball on my ovary.

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  • penman gold member
    August 1, 2008
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    Wonderful

    Very creative and well done. Congratulations on the bronze


  • LullabyxxDreamer
    July 28, 2008
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    okay i've got to admit, stephi, that's pretty damn disgusting.


  • SingPraiz4Hym
    July 27, 2008

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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol. But ya know I've worked ambulance and have had that test so know so well what you are speaking. I pray all goes well with they cyst issue too. The write was quite different and believe it or not is indeed a first! Good luck.


  • No longer in use
    July 27, 2008

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    Ewwww...That's so discusting!!! I can't believe I just read that. But you know now I'm hungry for Spheggetittii. With Cheese and nummy stuff...XD Nummy. lol I love that word now. Anyway.. Yeah WEE I mean EEW


  • m...c
    July 27, 2008

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    I'm very sorry to hear about that...Nice poem though all around. You have a nice way with words. Specially about something so terrible.

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