Mental Scraps

~The things that a man does die with him; the whispers of his thoughts live on forever.

~To dream is beautiful; to do else is naught.

~Imagination is located in a wishing well.

~Rich people wish broth for breakfast; let them eat cake.

~Once all the money is counted, it doesn't matter anymore...the winner is the one who still has imagination.

~There are things in life that can never be caught; imagine that you are one of those.

~Plane builders and flyers must commute to work; kite builders and flyers ply their trade at home.

~Kites live on forever in your mind, who can even remember the first plane they ever saw?

~Sometimes be smart, sometimes be sensitive, but never be dull.

~Wish me an ocean, and I'll wish you a fish.

~Beware of books/movies labeled: "Not for the ain't farted".

~The winner is not the guy with the best score; the winner is the little girl who admires the guy with the best score.

~Please don't embarrass the apes by mentioning that we are their ancestors.

~You don't have to ruin golf; the entrepreneurs beat you to it.

~Chess used to be a game; now it's a track meet.

~Want to ruin something special? Put a stop-watch on it...

~Information is useful, for some people.