Waking to the sensation of having to pee
my eyes widen when I see the plumbing changed.
Now I sit and wonder if I should shave my legs
or my chin.
But then I get use to it
and enjoy fonding my boobs
and think about making them bigger.
Because I know what men want and like
and with the right stuff
I'll be a millionaire strip teaser
in a New York second.


