I was walking down the road ,
and got gum stuck on my shoe.
While I was trying to get it off,
I fell in front of you.
Now I'm all embarrassed,
and my face is turning red.
I wanted to walk away,
but tripped over my feet instead.
As I slowly got sturdy,
I started laughing out loud.
Then I let out a fart,
and it was heard by the crowd.
I can't believe this was happening,
Oh the shame I felt.
And when I looked down,
I was loosing my belt.
My pants were falling off,
I was so embarrassed can't you see.
Then I started laughing,
and let out a little pee.
So in a hurry I ran home,
to change my underpants.
my friend asked what was wrong,
but all I could do was laugh.
A contest entry
- Funny Rhymer Big Points by BuriedTreasures.
1700 points, ended July 31, 2008, 14 entries
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Comments
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This is very cute, thank you for your entry
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Okay -- LOL! This was probably over the top for embarrassing moments, but we've all had 'em! This just puts mine in perspective. Nicely done!
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WONDERFUL!! Happy, funny, wonderful!! Great job!
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Funny...funny...funny! That was awsome! Great job and just when I needed that laugh the most! Thanks for the entry!
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very funny...it made me laugh
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I don't see how this relates to getting a divorce!
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Funny
It made me laugh so I guess that's the main thing. Thank you for sharing. -
a very good poem with the great writing abilities
i know jenny you are best -
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