"Baby don't turn out like me,"
My mom said with a stare
of sad depression on her face
"Don't do things you would regret
and always think before you act"
Doesn't she know I'm not like that
My teachers would vouge for me
She just can't see what's in front
of her own glaring eyes.
"Don't do anything before you're ready
and peer pressure should mean nothing"
Doesn't she know I've been there before
and took the right path out
peer pressure is nothing more
than not-friends lying to you
"Don't have sex before your married
This one, always keep in mind"
Doesn't she...wait...she's tellin me
not to be like her n do what she did
did her and daddy...you know before they should?
Yes they did and thats too much
information to take in
So as I run out of the room
I scream back "NO THANKS
I'M NOT GROSSING MY KIDS OUT"
!Brea-we!
Author notes
This is something children don't wanna hear from their parents. Idk if I got the message thru clearly but I'm not makin her mistakes lol.
A contest entry
- You Most Embarassing and funniest Moment as a Parent!!! by SilverButterfly.
900 points, ended August 18, 2008, 9 entries
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Comments
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funny story! thanks so much for entering this. I appreciate your work.
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hahaha. i know the last one. dude if ur parents are anything like mine there try and tell you about there sex and how good the other one is hahaha. then again my moms a lesbian. and i know about the female body lmao. so not so bad. haha
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