Mr Honeywell finally hit the lotto.
Had more money than he could spend..
His wife divorced him taking half,
she said this marriage would not mend.
I’m sure you’ve heard the fable ,
of departing money and a fool.
He spent so much money in a bar,
they gave him his own stool.
Two men held him up one night,
as he was trying to leave the bar.
One on each side was the only
way he could make it to his car.
One night in came a pink Elephant,
spotted snakes and Draculas bride.
The barkeep said “He’s not here yet
ya’ll will have to wait outside.”
There’s lots of stories about Honeywell,
but this one I thought was neat.
There was an earthquake near the bar,
and he was thrown up to his feet.
He came home the other morning,
he’d been all night in the bar.
Knocked the garage door off its hinges,
and he wasn’t even in a car.
Since the divorce he’s been so happy,
and he just keeps on going strong.
I’ve seen a lot of friends divorces ,
but none ever celebrated for so long.
P.N.
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A contest entry
- Funny Rhymer Big Points by BuriedTreasures.
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I see I commented on this before but I will say it made me laugh out loud again. LOL Thanks so much for entering. Blessings, Patty
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Ha! Ha! This is very funny and very clever. I enjoyed this very much,and thanks for the laughs. Thanks much for entering. Blessings, Patty
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A very funny entry--well done!
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Wonderfully clever and well done... Best of luck...
Ken
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LMAO This is GREAT lol Too funny! I wish you all the luck in the contest, it should do well!!!!
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That Is Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh this reminds me of a old Irish neighbor of mine. I love this poem. You do have a sense of humor
Thanks for the laughs my dear friend. Sandy
Bottoms Up!
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