See, it isn't weapons that's the danger:
It's Pong and Ms. Pacman and Qix...
Guns make our country great,
But Dig Dug and Q-Bert corrupt its very soul
I can't state it any more plainly:
Duck Hunt makes kids chop up their families
How I wish I could make the whole world understand the threat
Posed by Mario Kart
That Lieberman fellow, he's pretty alright
For a Jew Democrat
I bolster my people
With empty and meaningless slogans
Give them scapegoats
They don't comprehend
Ha! Such easy sheep.
What is the crazy?
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typical of paranoid right wingers who can't see the end of the room and blame everything on the so-called toys of the day....
yet never can see the harm that their paranoid delusions create in the name of getting elected!
This made me laugh when I read this!
Keep penning on one stroke at a time!
Bill
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Hilarious
He gives christian conservatives a bad name. I have to admit that I would often like to duplicate some Grand Theft Auto moves while suffering through my daily commute down beautiful I-75. Who knows how many people I would have slaughtered already without his shining beacon of morality (especially since I listen to rap too.)
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But Gio...I love mario kart! What did pac man ever do to you?!
lol I think you are the crazy man. Who claims classic video games destroy the country? It's new ones you need to worry about
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I think they're both equally invalid arguments, that's my point. Hell, he might as well blame checkers while he's at it.
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Wow good write i liked it alot
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lol
indeed.
You forgot to mention pokemon
very dangerous game.
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