"Bertha!! Get out of the water!---You better get out fast!
There's a Great White circling round you focused on your Great Big Ass!"
"Bertha!! What the Hell!---Sharks don't eat Potato Chips!
You'll get your breast reduction when he's chomping on your Tits!"
"In your One-Peice, Spandex Bathing suit, He thinks you are a Seal.
A seal with a weight problem would be a tasty meal!"
"Good Grief, Bertha!--No!--He's not a relative of Flipper!
He has the same intentions as that guy called 'Jack the Ripper'!"
"Oh My God! He swallowed her, but Look! He spit her out!
That loaf of 'Garlic Bread' she ate was the cause, without a doubt!"
"Bertha! Come back to the beach and be thankful for your life!
Jaws may not desire you, but I took you for my wife!"
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I go to the beach every week-end ... but that may come to a stop now LOL. a few weeks ago we saw a pod of dolphins and someone said, "shark!" in jest ... they got in trouble too; assholes. That's not a joke to people in the water. Like yelling "bomb" when you're on a plane. No offense to your poetry...that's cute and thanks for the entry
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Oh, this is hilarious and a welcome reprieve from all the depressing things I've been reading and writing. Thanks for the laugh. Hope you win.
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Hahahaaaa.......I am not sure if you love women or scorn women but either way your humor is out of this world!!! Loving it!!! Very well done and best wishes
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LMAO!!!! All I could think of when reading this is how in the world did Ray Stevens find out about my contest. This reminded me so much of "The Streak". Thanks so much for this amazing piece of work.
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what a different piece to read...did not know if I should laugh or go into shock.. lol to be warned, but the wife sure did get a great relief lol ..thank you for sharing
good luck
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There's a Great White circling round you focused on your Great Big Ass!"A seal with a weight problem would be a tasty meal!"Good Grief, Bertha!--No!--He's not a relative to Flipper!"Bertha! Come back to the shore! Be thankful for your life!
Jaws may not desire you, but I took you for my wife!" wow some fantastic humor within your poem lol
good luck in the contest
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excellent
Another terrific smile you brought forth. You're humor never ends to beings great smiles. Best of luck in the contest.
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