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My Bed


The centre of the top rail
Of the bottom stead
Of my third hand, king size
Victorian style, wrought iron bed
...Is bent

I imagine [I fantasize]
That the curve is due
To one [or both!] of the two
Previous [female] owners having spent
Time bent...over said stead

The picture I have in mind
Of the activity I find
Most likely to have led
To the distortion of said bed
Is [of course] having sex from behind

So...
When I do take to my
Third hand, king size
Victorian style, wrought iron bed
Intending to rest my weary head

I see that curve in the centre
Of the top rail
Of the bottom stead
And I dream of sex...
And end up knocking one out instead

Sarah Midnight 11.04.06

Author notes

'course...I was a bloke back then when I thought those things

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  • Lol loved this...very funny. I've had dreams like that of my bed too.