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Dude You Are A Dog

I like making people happy
I'm normally a nice guy
But what you did and have said
I just want to make you cry!

Take a look at yourself
In the mirror above the sink
Is that steam from the shower?
Or does your breath just stink?

Take a look at yourself
At the ugly with your eyes
You are by far God's gift
Stop telling yourself such lies!

Tits like eyes, gut like nose
Kind of looks like a puppy dog face
My god dude shake your head
You are such a fucking disgrace!

How about I put you down?
But I can't wish someone dead
How about she take the truck
And just run you over instead!

I guess you just showered
Away the filth and tit dirt
Please do us all a favor
And put on a fucking shirt!

Is that a new haircut?
Does mommy still cut your hair?
I wish that you could read this
You are for sure, a waste of fucking air!

It must be cool taking pictures
Does mommy know you have her phone?
Your hair looks like a bird's nest!
Hey, have you ever used a comb?

A little exercise couldn't hurt
Do you still piss in a bedpan?
I can tell that you don't get out
'Cause you still wear that farmer's tan

Gravity has taken effect on you
Your fat slopes to the floor
If only I could find my way
I'd put your head through that door!

You should really think things over
Before you make others feel guilty
How about you just walk downstairs
And have yourself another brownie

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  • RainbowSky
    July 29, 2008
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    wow. you're talented. both poems are so unique.


  • dropdeadcute
    July 29, 2008
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    vere punk rock

    wow wow hehe awesome much??


  • RawrSmileBabyPlz
    July 24, 2008

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    Great poem i liked it alot. "Take a look at yourself
    In the mirror above the sink
    Is that steam from the shower?
    Or does your breath just stink?

    Take a look at yourself
    At the ugly with your eyes
    You are by far God's gift
    Stop telling yourself such lies!

    Tits like eyes, gut like nose
    Kind of looks like a puppy dog face
    My god dude shake your head
    You are such a fucking disgrace!" that was my favorite parts. thanks for entering my contest i wish you the best of luck
    ..<3..
    Shelly

    • Davidlee
      July 24, 2008
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      Thanks for liking it ... i'm normally not mean ... but what people do sometimes .. just aggravates me! Glad you enjoyed!


  • HiddenByTheDark
    July 23, 2008

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    WOW!! I read it and the emotion from it was just wow... good job
    and good luck in the contest
    ♥always Kate


  • MathiasThom
    July 20, 2008
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    brutal, but true

    This was hilarious,lol

    • Davidlee
      July 20, 2008
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      Thanks, it was about a guy that was pretty hard on his girlfriend .. was the whole purpose of the contest to be angry for what he did.


  • Shydreamer3
    July 20, 2008

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    I loved this u had me laughing the whole damn time. you are definetly a top favorite. thank u for ur submission hun. histerical.

    • Davidlee
      July 20, 2008
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      hehe .. I hope this was what you were looking for .. and best of luck to your friend

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