You step out of the steamy shower
And wipe the foggy mirror
Ah, there you are:
Beautiful, sexy, you.
Still dripping, you pull on your boxers.
(Nothing to see there anyways)
Stand there and pose for the mirror,
Flexing your drooping muscles,
Smiling toothlessly at your sagging gut
How can there be any man (thing?) sexier than you?
You look especially sexy today!
Even though you just stepped out of the shower
Your thinning hair is still greasy
(Is that a grey hair? Oh no, it's two)
But it smears over your egghead in the sexiest of ways
Wait, hold on,
Pull out your cell phone
Snap a picture of this gorgeous babe
Send it around to the whole world
Advertise your jaw-dropping, heart-stopping beauty
After all, little do the ladies know
That this ladies' man is just as gorgeous on the inside
As he is on the outside.
What a catch!
Author notes
You have to look at the contest to understand this poem lol...I swear I'm usually not this mean...but it was fun to write. And as I hear, he deserves it!!
Hot damn, he's gorgeous.
*Vomit*
A contest entry
- DONT BE AFRAID TO BE MEAN by Shydreamer3.
1150 points, ended July 20, 2008, 6 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Very witty.Cleverly crass.Made me smile.
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I like it, I like it, I like it. You have penned a beauty. Good luck in the contest.
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This was really funny!
Your thinning hair is still greasy
(Is that a grey hair? Oh no, it's two)
But it smears over your egghead in the sexiest of ways
good luck in the contest!!!
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Funny funny. This guy sounds like a loser...reminds me of Homer Simpson at first read? LOL. This contest is hilarious...I liked the way you portrayed this humor! A lot of thought here...humourous poetry is difficult as hell...you pulled it off! I died. Good luck!!!
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Yes he does lol and this was awesome had me laughing the whole time.
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