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Mr. Sexy?

Have you looked in the mirror?
Is that a beach ball or a beer gut?
I wouldn't let you get on top
for fear that I'd get crushed.
By the way do you even own a comb?
How about some soap and a toothbrush.
Dude, you look like filthy scum.
I have seen better looking bums.
You make me want to puke
Please cover up that jelly belly.
Are you stoned or just stupid?
To think you are all that
when in fact you are all crap
Everything you do and say
makes you look worse in every way.
Grow up already you ain't shit.

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  • rachiiebfa14
    December 3
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    its says alot

    i really like it


  • storiesuntold gold member
    August 22, 2008

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    Oh my goodness what a write

    Often us women think it but never voice it outloud .But if they were on their toes our eyes would tell them off silently and like wow . For discusting comes in many forms and scents as well but get to close and you shall know I shall dip you in the well


  • mamajoey
    August 19, 2008

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    LOL! you're awesome! my fav: To think you are all that
    when in fact you are all crap Priceless! XD


  • SilverWolf
    July 27, 2008

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    lol wooo weee
    ok one thing
    this isnt about louis right??!
    great write!!
    n this reminds me of my "sperm donor" aka my biological father
    lol
    he honost to the lord is a lowlife scum
    sorry to say that but its true


  • Missa
    July 26, 2008
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    wow...harsh. IT WAS AWSOME!!!! haha!


  • Lotus-Mama
    July 23, 2008
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    hahahahahaahaha great write!!!!


  • Jade.Butterfly gold member
    July 21, 2008

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    This was awesome!!
    Omg i loved this!
    I can so relate to this at some of the guys who come up to
    me and try to hit on me thinking they're all that and a bag of chips. Puh-Lease!
    OMg.. I told one guy " You think you're hot snot on a silver platter, but you're not! You're cold buggers on a paper plate to go!"
    He looked at me as if he wanted to smack me .. but he backed down.
    I loved this loved.
    It was amazing.
    2

    -Mandi


  • Luckintheshadows
    July 21, 2008

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    ooooh..how marvelously MEAN! This is great....I love it, such scorn, such derision!
    So well written, thanks for sharing this,
    Luck.

  • limechic
    July 20, 2008

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    hahahahaha this is great...how many times do we think this about people? =$

    Everything you do and say
    makes you look worse in every way.


    sometimes its not even just their appearances that make them ugly, but their words and actions. this was a really great write, good luck in the contest!


  • Shydreamer3
    July 20, 2008
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    LMAO I loved this very good you will definetly be considered. Great.

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