Well hello there belly flab
How are you today
We haven't met before
But I'm here to send you on your way
I almost forgot to give you
This little gift of hip hurrah
I picked it up in a little shop
That specializes in homemade bras
I thought that you could use one
Since you've let you chest drop too
Where did you get the idea
That women just drool over you
Your bags are packed there's the door
Don't let it hit you in the butt
See how quickly you can get
Someone else to praise your strut
Author notes
I don't know if this is what you want, if not delete it.
A contest entry
- DONT BE AFRAID TO BE MEAN by Shydreamer3.
1150 points, ended July 20, 2008, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Say what you think
Comments
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ummm...o...k...this is a wee bit odd, funny, but odd. good luck in the contest. oh and nice alliteration in the title.
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hahahah this is awesome!! great write, the rhyming worked really well!
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Thank you limechic for reading my poem and for your comment.
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No i absolutely loved it you definetly will be considered very great.
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