his office is layered
with the pretty awards
handed out to tight assholes
for running companies
yet never working a day
all the slim waisted
blond tight butts
he has fingered along the way
the low pay
wisecracks
and not one inspirational
'thank you' forthcoming
Hancock's pride and joy
was the phallic symbol
reading 'Best Boss'
from his pseudo selves,
his two boys
both with dicks smaller
than their fathers but
more inclined to use them
only for peeing
right beside it
was what we girls
described as Hancock's paddle,
wooden spoon he liked a spanking with
in his fetishes
and when he tired
of anal sex and small talk
we got to beat the crap out of him
so we had enjoyment too
we have two weeks of no Hancock,
for dear sweet Swedish Grace;
all 6 foot of her
took offense to the grope
on bringing his Sauerkraut lunch
to the office,
used his head as a model for
a silver hat, dinting his
pride and joy beyond recognition
proceeding to shove that wooden stake
up his ever loving butt
the best fun of all
was watching the paramedics
wheel him to hospital
prostrate on his flatulence
while Carla, his red headed
spinster company nurse
held onto the spoon
lest they lose it forever
just wish I could have
run the company emblem up it
for the world to see
some companies do
get it in the ass
once in awhile
and still prosper
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Well I can tell you really like this guy lol Excellent poem however very very good!!!!!
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lol how can you tell
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Is it just me, or all these poems about "Hancock" the longest ones?
There were so many instances I wanted to shove hyphens up YOUR nonexistent dick, but oh well.
"handed out to tight assholes"
Well bloody hell...those assholes can go look at lemon cupcakes & be taunted when they're forbidden to eat them...I hate assholes What a generalization...but yeah.
"blond tight butts"
You know, brunettes & redheads can be attractive as well
"was the phallic symbol
reading 'Best Boss'
from his pseudo selves,
his two boys"
PHALLIC SYMBOL--LMAOLMAO!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, love the word 'pseudo'. There's something so...quasi-word-ishy about it.
"took offense to the grope"
I'm sure she did.
"proceeding to shove that wooden stake"
That makes me think of Buffy (the stake thing
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"prostrate on his flatulence"
LMAO!!! Flatulence...oh, I had a lot of fun with this word when I learned it in gr. 5...
"while Carla, his red headed"
Oh good, some hair color diversity from all the blondes! But then you made her a spinster. :/
"some companies do
get it in the ass
once in awhile
and still prosper"
What companies did you have in mind?
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Haha a hyphen could be arranged!!! lol Hancock is long because i have known so many lol...there is always a company out there who screw the workers for profits!! Any of them will do!
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And there I was thinking Hancock poems were solely about sexual desire.
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Dammit every time you rate one of these joking comments, my long analysis of a comment gets un-starred =[
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Lol That's all he thinks about but the company would like to see a profit somewhere along the way...he is along for the ride
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Sounds like a roller coaster one to me dude (:
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I'm hooked on Hancock!
I woke up the neighbors laughing at the first five lines of this and by the end we were all laughing.
Long Live Hancock!
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lol OMG! Others are reading these lol...poor Hancock I will have to make sure his slip isn't showing when he has company
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LMFAO!!! Now that would be a sight to see! You're hysterical!!!
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lol Someone on here suggested it could well be a book for all those frustrated women and their bosses, I would so love to see the illustrations for these hahahaha, too freaking funny
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tooooooooooo funnnyyyyyyy... OMG Can we have another instalment please!!!! One can never get enough of Hancock being spanked!!!!
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Now we don't need him getting too aroused, he'll want to keep talking to us lol that would never do!!!
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I can just turn my back and put him on 'ignore'
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Make sure he ain't got hold of that wooden spoon though
oooh that's gotta smart!!!!
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