Campy Songs To Camp By

My mama made me go/ I didn't wanna go/ but she said go!/ so go I went/ slept in a tent/ showered in a stall/ ate runny eggs off paper plates/ all in all/ it was just great!

O'er the mountains and through the woods/ Camp Wannatakeapee called to me/ it said, children here I am/ and in warm yellow waters did I swam/ it smelled a little/ like acidic skittles/ and my skin grew scaly soars/ but not before/ I caught a rash/ from all that trash / but still I must confess/ when put to the test/ its so much better for you/ than Camp Wannatakeapooh!

Why oh why did the little Deer drown/ oh why oh why did it drown/ was is from all the beer that it found/ from the campsite of depressed alcoholic clowns?

Oh I saw in the woods/ little Red Riding Hood/ making her nightly rounds/ there she stood/ looking so good/ with not a stitch on under her gown!  FULL MOON RISING!

I'm just an old hippy/ kind of dippy/ and in the woods I shat/ grabbed a leaf/ with leaves of three/ in it's natural habitat/ things got lumpy/ kind of bumpy/ it was poison ivy! Imagine that!

We ate dog for breakfast/ we ate dog for lunch/ we ate dog for dinner/ and then I got a hunch/ maybe I shouldn't be camping with bears!

Oh I caught a fish/ this here big/ caught it with my brand new jig/ ate it with some fries and beer/ then my stomach turned kind of queer/ and radiated a uranium glow/ that's what you get/ for eating three eyed fish/ fished outta Lake Nuclear/ dontcha know.