Oh, please, God! Help me! What have I done?
I just couldn’t stop enlarging my guns,
I popped thousands of pills and amphetamines,
And now I can’t possibly take of my jeans,
Even though my butt-cheeks are now much stronger,
I’m not going to be able to hold on much longer,
You better be quick, or there’ll be a huge mishap,
…Aaaarrrgghhh, no! I just dropped a huge crap!
Author notes
Obviuosly written from the muscle-man pic: http://i37.tinypic.com/f9kv8n.jpg
A contest entry
- Picture Prompt Choice by HolyMan28.
550 points, ended July 18, 6 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Thanks VERY much for your entry!
I always start off on the negative side:
- Erm... nothing negative as I can see.
Positives
I 100% honestly cracked up at this one. I was nearly crying at the end. This is just fucking amazing. Seriously. You did well here. I LOVE the ending. Love it love it love it.
Very nice work.
And I'm still laughing.. haha wow. -
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Thanks. The picture cracked me up as well, way too good to pass up! Glad you liked it.
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