I'm the kind of man...

There's many things about this planet
And our society
That could lead a man to drink a bit
What use is sobriety

When wars and hate pollute our mind
And innocence is gone
How dark this place seems to become
So many fear no dawn

But I'm the kind of man that smiles
Even though there is a bit
Of festering and pestering
And steaming liquid shit

That pours out as the excrement
From our pathetic puny minds
a bit of mental diarreah
That sparkles as it shines

And when I look around myself
At the choices we have made
The poor that can barely feed themselves
And how much the rich get paid

Well I'm the kind of guy that grins
And walks up to the office door
Of each board member of Exon-Mobile
With a Magnum 44

You see it's not that I like violence
In fact, it makes me sick
But sometimes there's no better way
then to make them suck my dick

And I'm the kind of guy that likes it
When the hero wins
I kick the asses of republicans
Like they were bowling pins

When they write me a letter
That tells me I should stop
I show up at their residence
And let my cap gun pop

Because sometimes it's just that easy
And there's nothing else to do
If you fuck up mother earth
Mother earth fill fuck up you

You see I'm the kind of guy that giggles
When I hear the politicians say
That marriage should be banned
If you're a lesbian or gay

The laughter isn't because you say that
I giggle because I know
That your opinion soon won't matter
In the place you're going to go

And when you say a war is just
And that we must press forth
When you smirk at the mess you've made
When you say "hold the course"

I'm the kind of man that snaps
And I'm no man at all anymore
I'm just a raving lunatic
With a list of "to kill" chores

And if you want your name added
To my killing list
Just try to justify your bullshit
And that will get me pissed

The worst reason to do anything
Is just because you can
So I'll shove my boot right up your ass
Because tha'ts the kind of man I am