One day I found a frog in my food
'Mr. frog that's quite rude!'
You gave my mom quite a scare
Mr. frog just looked at me and said 'I don't care'
Well I think it's time you go
Otherwise my mom's face would not show
And I'm hungry I need to eat!
Maybe I'll even try some frog meat
Mr. frog made a leap'oh we taste quite bad'
'Arr!'mom screamed..'oh I think you got her mad!'
With that jump all the eggs came crashing down
We're in trouble...mom has a frown
'Hunny I told you not to play with your food'
'Mom I know your in a bad mood'
But its not my fault...not me!
'The frog did it didn't you see?'
'You gave me a scare now you ruin my meal'
Mr.frog we shall make a deal
You look dirty let me gave you a bath
'A boiling pot mom?'oh she was smart
The food came with a crunch!
Can you guess what we had for lunch?
Author notes
5. Write me a comical poem in dialect. (See Burn's "Address to a Haggis" for an example)::
A contest entry
- Play With Your Food (Humor) by KayJay46.
600 points, ended July 20, 6 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - My Heart's in the Highlands by Valkyrie of Mercy.
450 points, ended September 2, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - ♥Funniness♥ by k i t t i e.
600 points, ended August 12, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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ehhhhh dis poem tooooo gud
i had to commment again
boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love it -
You wrote me a comic poem, but it's not in any dialect, nor, if you think you did, did you tell me what dialect it was.
Thank you for entering, but I'm sorry, I do have to follow my own rules.
~ Kit -
Lol! Wow. Funny story! This definitely takes a turn for the worst if you're the frog! Great job!
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hehehe :)) nice! i like the rhyme thanks for entering my contest! :D
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dis iz rel kicks
d girl dat write dis rel gud
i ent gonna lie
i wonder if she cud play poker???
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Nicely done... and in spite of what Miley and Dark Child say, they're not too bad (kind of like Chicken LOL). Nice rhyme (well except for the one line
and a great story... thanks for a smile and a great entry...
Ken
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Frogs?ok this is random.but i loved it.Thanks for the great read.
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yuck! GROSS!!! lmao I hate frogs! they are so GROSS!!! awesome poem though girl! it made me laugh in the end, but bleh gross!!!!!!! Now I'm mentally scarred xD Keep on writing, until you can't no more!
xXDCXx
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