What I Can Do

I can help my friends when they’re in need
I can help our planet and plant a seed
I can help an old lady cross the street
I can help who fell, back to their feet

I’m so damn handsome, women just can’t stand it
I’m so damn smart, teachers just can’t take it
I can bench press 200lbs. without breaking a sweat
and I can give you the names of all the people I ever met

I can teach you the newest dance craze
I can even teach you how to dance at a rave
I can fight three people at the same time, and still knock them out
I can make everyone hear me, and I don’t even have to shout

I can make rockers faces turn red
I can make a prep bang his head
I can make an emo stop hurting themselves
I can make a nerd a ladies man and line the women up on shelves

I can give you inspiration to end all your fears
I can tell you stories that will bring you to tears
I can raise my fist and start a riot
I can make a crying baby be quiet

I can make people break with just a look
I can get people locked with a crazy hook
Yea I can do all that and more, it’s true
Yet the one thing I want, I can’t have, that’s you