"How would you like me to do this?"
[You want me to do what!?!?]
"Of course I don't mind staying late."
[Bloody hell, stupid cow!]
"Don't worry, I'll make sure everything is sorted."
[Why can't you do it yourself?]
"Yes, I've packed everything for you."
[Only because you're too lazy to do it yourself.]
"No, I won't forget to do that."
[Even though you probably would.]
"Sure, I'll phone you if there's any problems."
[Not likely, problems don't happen when you're not here.]
"You have a great day, and drive safe!"
[I hope your wheels fall off, bitch.]
Author notes
LMAO! This is pretty much what a conversation with my boss sounds like "[...]" = my thoughts.
A contest entry
- Opposites by Darkwell.
450 points, ended July 20, 12 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Feel free to be as critical (or not) as you like...
Comments
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*Clappy* this would make such a kewl song with a high voice singin the said an a echo deep one of the thoughts
"You have a great day, and drive safe!"
[I hope your wheels fall off, *bunny*.]
Perfect ending!
WTG! Good luck in the contest -
LMFAO... true tho the strange things you get out of what one says.... it is excellent and all
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