So I was walking to school
And I saw a fool
It was Charline
Hyped on caffeine
Then he said with an utter most grace "What's up Mrs. Craw?"
So I said "Awe"
How dare he suck up to me!
He is for one an absentee
So I got so mad! I started to hop!
I just couldn't stop!
I jumped right into his SUV!
And then he stared at me like I was Eddy Murphy!
He then said "I finally see!
I guess I really am an absentee!"
I said "You were only late 142 times!"
And dear me that bell started to chime!
I got out my note book and I wrote
I here by DEMOTE
Mrs. Craw for being THE worst secretary
In the UNIVERSE of secretaryship!
Mrs. Craw will now be a JANITOR 24/7 and will clean up THE worst messes
that NOBODY wants to clean up!
And I saw a fool
It was Charline
Hyped on caffeine
Then he said with an utter most grace "What's up Mrs. Craw?"
So I said "Awe"
How dare he suck up to me!
He is for one an absentee
So I got so mad! I started to hop!
I just couldn't stop!
I jumped right into his SUV!
And then he stared at me like I was Eddy Murphy!
He then said "I finally see!
I guess I really am an absentee!"
I said "You were only late 142 times!"
And dear me that bell started to chime!
I got out my note book and I wrote
I here by DEMOTE
Mrs. Craw for being THE worst secretary
In the UNIVERSE of secretaryship!
Mrs. Craw will now be a JANITOR 24/7 and will clean up THE worst messes
that NOBODY wants to clean up!
Author notes
Please compare to "late once again!A poem through Charline's eyes!" http://allpoetry.com/poem/4427033
Ok this was weird right?
Comments
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lurve it!
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funny


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I love it!!!
It's really funny!!!
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I messed up on celeste turkey one!

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Wha?

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lol,waz bored!
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HAHAHA
MY teacher should be condemmed to being a janitor on minimum wage for the REST OF ETERNITY! Oh yeah, good poem! It was awesomness.
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lol
this is awesome lol

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uhhhhhhhhhhh......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK? like that made no sence,but it made me laugh
-"i started to hop
and i couldent stop!'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
funny funny funny (if u were or waznt tryin,ya wer!)

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Yeah!It might help if you read the other poem on the link,if you haven't done that yet.And I wasn't trying to be,it just came out that way...It always seems to roll that way!
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I don't get why she wrote:
"I here by DEMOTE
Mrs. Craw for being THE worst secretary
In the UNIVERSE of secretaryship!
Mrs. Craw will now be a JANITOR 24/7 and will clean up THE worst messes
that NOBODY wants to clean up!"
about herself in her own note book! -
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She wrote it in her OWN notebook because she's in charge of all the demotions and promotions.So she had to write it so it was final.Thank you for you reply!
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lol your weird!
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lol that's funny

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