The first one didn’t touch the sides,
So I’ll have another beer.
I’m really in the mood tonight
Time for another beer.
My mate’s walked in, he’s in the chair
He offers me another beer.
Two more lads in the corner there
I’ll be having two more beers.
The music’s loud and the smoke is thick,
And I’m feeling sort of queer
I need the gents but my legs won’t work
I better just sip this beer.
Getting desperate now, I’ll have to go
I struggle from my chair
The lavatory looks a long way off
Hope I can make it there.
Oh no it’s her, she wants to chat
Slur “Hello, All right?” Then leer.
Feel the warmth along my thigh
It feels like my last beer.
A contest entry
- Make me Sob Of Laughter LOLOLOLOL by HugsForEveryone.
600 points, ended August 13, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Humor Me/pre-writes allowed by piccola.
600 points, ended August 21, 2008, 21 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This is funny... the repetition of the word beer starts to build to the point of cracking a smile and then lets off at just the right time with several breaks of slant rhyme.
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This is great---Very Funny--Excellent rhyme and well thought out!
This should've placed in the contest!
Well Done!!
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