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Hancock's Sporting Prowess

first Sunday, every month,
local ground and sweatshirts

for the pride of the office;
Hancock's was in his pants,
ours down at ankle level

football made men, men;
made women faint
Hancock got hard thinking
about it

saving grace was Grace,
6 foot, Swedish and all woman,
loved her Tuesday Sauerkraut,
canteen meals of balls and all

Hancock went left,
Grace kicked right foot;
he went down like a turkey shoot,
clutching shorts,
crying like PeeWee Herman

had been against mixed teams
before Grace; before all balls
were targets

Hancock's Halfpints
now the envy of corporate boardrooms,
complete with bruises









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Juls made me do it!

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