A belly full of beer
tugs urgently at my alcoholic haze,
that struggles to hold onto
those last few drinks of satisfaction.
In the mean time a rumor runs around
my head that I'm horny and of course
the wife waits wondering if I can get it up.
Of course I can, I tell myself,
as any man will know.It's not the
stiffy that's the problem,
it the way the beer makes you go.
Now I need to pee I tell you
before the urge to shag will rise,
so I head to the pot and my zipper thing
that we men call our flies.
The delema now and you guys will know,
is you can't pee in the pot with a stiffy,
because it points up
but the pee must go down
so the trick we know
that comes into play.
With blind concentration
we lean to the wall and use
our head we stop the fall
our feet we splay and with cock in hand
we can aim at the pot
and continue to stand.
As the pee hits the pool
our stiffy remains
the pleasure is ours
as the stream gently fades
and the ha's and the oh's
bring a sense of refrain
as the beer hits is mark
like summer rain, then
the urge for a shag
begins to return, so we
head for the stairs
with a minor head burn
and stiffy still strong
and pointing the way
for it's concentration
and hip hip hooray.
Girls can't do that.
A contest entry
- Smile While You're Writing That... by Dalaney.
750 points, ended July 28, 2008, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Some things I just know to much about in my prime and about my husband LOL, you said it so clearly and it even flowed ...oh geez.
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I'm glad it all clicked for you as it does me.
LOL
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lol...this is a great hoot. I did smile while I was reading this, loved the fun in it. wouldnt change a thing.
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Thank you for your comments I was hoping to make this funny and if you were a man you might know how funnu it really gets when you need to pee but can't aim at the bowl. It's a painful delema sometimes.
Gratefully yours
TC
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Ican't believe you exposed that top top secret technique!! l.o.l. this was very humorous, and original(to me) and very enjoyable!
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Thank you so much for entering this great entry. love, lane
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