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Kinky Keyhole Kaper

I watched my mother pissing
Through the toilet keyhole
When I was aged about twelve.

I think I should re-phrase that.
I watched through the keyhole
As my mother pissed into the toilet.

I didn't mean to imply that
I watched whilst my mother
Pissed through the keyhole.

That would have called for accuracy
Beyond the average female capability.
Sorry for any confusion there.

This is a nice one for you all out there

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  • SubKitten
    January 14

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    That was sheer brilliance!! i didn't really think of the way the first stanza sounded till i started to read the second. That was amazingly done, really.

  • cacaosister
    January 14
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    whatthe?

    I think you may have achieved what you set out to do...


  • MacDad
    January 13
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    Very Amusing

    Funny. I don't know if it is really poetry or prose but I like it!


  • Kazytc gold member
    July 25, 2008

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    Kinkily Amusing and Mischievous!

    Kinkily Amusing and Mischievous! This is going to earn you 100 lashings of my whip and 300 of my cane laddy! You naughty boy 'pissing about' like that! Whatever do you think you were doing tut tut!
    This was such fun, and I can feel the intense curiosity and mischief in this, and visualize the scene, through the keyhole and through the pissing glass no doubt! dear me! Well penned and a delight for all juvenile delinquents... I am now a trainee geriatric juvenile delinquent and I feel that like me you too will grow old discracefully, well done bravo fab fun read!
    Mischievous Poetic Hugs,
    Kaz.
    Kazytc xx

  • NeedaMuse
    July 16, 2008
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    I suspect you may be incorrect concerning accuracy.


  • Poetryintheblood gold member
    July 16, 2008
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    Thank you for your entry, good luck in my contest, Josie


  • Keith
    July 16, 2008

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    A toilet with a keyhole? I must have one installed. Or should that be in the door, rather than in the toilet. Oh pish, whae cares? Have three crap claps.


    • Edna Sweetlove
      July 16, 2008
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      It was the toilet DOOR with the keyhole. I should have made that clear. Sorry, Keith.


  • just mercedes gold member
    July 15, 2008
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    you're on a !


  • lively banter
    July 15, 2008
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  • no win no fee
    July 15, 2008
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    TWIT!! XX

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