Women could just never understand
a man's urination fascination.
The ritual is as ancient as man,
seldom varied, (except in snow),
when those like me, with long names-
sometimes feel a little ...inadequate.
For the most part, I have been successful
in distinguishing one ceramic apparatus
from another, but sometimes,
when you wait a little late
to release the beer to it's fate-
you just have to use what's available.
Please tell me this is not the ladies' room.
Author notes
Prompt is:"Sometimes you just have to
pee in the sink..."
A contest entry
- Smile While You're Writing That... by Dalaney.
750 points, ended July 28, 2008, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
-
-
That unisex bathroom in the series "Ally McBeal" always fascinated me, there was a lot of interaction in there, but not in reference to bodily functions. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
-
Why...would you be embarrassed?
Thanks for the smile...
Sue
-
lol... For a man its a little easier....
Adding your comment:
