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The Twins

It all started yesterday  at the pool side,I was there with my twin boys who are just three years old. I should have known something would happen to ruin the perfect day i was having and sure enough if it didn't happen at the pool. It all started with my boys getting caught kissing on two little girl's, it was just cheek kisses but i still asked them, what happend yesterday when you two were telling me that girls had cooties and you were never going to be kissing them because you didn't want to die and they looked up at me and smiled and said "papa that was yesterday today they found a cure" i couldn't help but laugh and i told them to go sit down and apologized to the parents who was laughing about it. You would have thought it would have ended there but no not with my boys. There was this one  girl that was swimming in the same area as the boys and they kept watching her and i told them over and over they shouldn't stare at people and they finally said loud enough for her to hear," well its not my fault that she needs bigger boobs". I started laughing and told them how rude that was and they had no right saying it and she tried telling me it was ok but  to me it wasn't i could feel the reddness in my face and everything. Leave it up to my boy's to embarrass me so I have now learnt my lesson to just use the pool at home and never take them out to another public pool again.

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  • SilverButterfly gold member
    August 18

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    my what smart kids! I can imagine the embarrassment you felt. i gues they will never out grow this experince huh? thanks so much for entering.
  • lmfao

    nice this is great i was laughing so hard i nearly fell off my bed :/ anyway another great piece
  • LOL! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU!!!
    Omg rofl. I read that to my five-year-old sister and didn't know what was coming. Hahahaha!!!! That was really funny. I'm sure you'll do very well in the contest but good luck anyway!
    ~Pandy


  • RoseRed04
    July 14
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    lmao i love it.
  • Topnotchsy
    July 13
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    Might have been your most embarrassing moment, but I enjoyed reading. Good luck in the contest.
  • hahahah. this poem made me laugh. its awesome.
    Good luck in the contest!!

  • peregrin
    July 12
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    LOL
    I thought that was cute!

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