5. Ask not what your granny can do for you
ask what you can do for your granny
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Burry her!
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2. The journey of a thousand miles starts with .......
Leaving with the front door locked, & the tap turned off next time Son!
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5. Ask not what your Mum can do for you
ask what you can do for your Mum
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Leave Home!
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Where theres a Willy there is a Mess!
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3. I have a Question for you Mary.......
Do you think Im an idiot? No!
Then there is no way your going out until you put a longer dress on that looks like a T Shirt ! Not a dress.
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A contest entry
- Make a funny by RebelDLine75.
600 points, ended August 4, 2008, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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i liked it seems like you had fun
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wow, you just covered the whole field, I had never thought to do it this way, some of us have little to no imagination hahahaha yours is fine; good luck in the contest
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nice it sure made me laugh
well this is awsome
best of luck and i hope you get bronze
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cool
awsome!
crazy
a winner
bet you?
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