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The Fairy

I saw a little fairy
All sparkly and white
Her tiny wings were fluttering
and shimmered gold in flight
This tiny little fairy
was getting on my tits
And so I took my 12 bore
And blew the cunt to bits

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  • Barry Hodges
    August 25

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    An old joke but well worth reading again when delivered with such panache. I too would love to blow a lot of people to bits. One way or another, I have to state...


  • Emerald Dog
    September 25, 2008
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    Did the rest of it survive?


  • Mad Pastor Grovell
    July 27, 2008

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    God will forgive you for this, I hope. Fairies are disgusting things: filthy faggots who bugger each other's botties. Jesus hates them, so blowing them to bits is a step towards Jesus.


  • Pete Greenslade gold member
    July 12, 2008

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    hahahahahaha brilliant, well done fee, i get tired of all the damn fairies..only you could create this black humour ,,brilliant xx


  • Keith
    July 11, 2008

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    Oh weren't you very naughty
    To do this to this sprite
    To blow her little botty
    From daylight into night
    Next time you hear her prattling
    Around the fairy dell
    I'd recommend a Gatling
    That does the job as well.

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